Soooooo, since 30ROCK is awesome. Well the early seasons are awesome at least. I thought I would attempt to write some of my own deal breakers in memorandum of season 3(?) Ok, I can't quite remember, it was awhile ago, but I'm pretty sure deal breakers was in season 3. I apologize for the terribleness in advance.
If your man is over 30 and has a cat, that's a deal breaker ladies.
If your man skypes topless, that's a deal breaker ladies.
If your man spends more time on his makeup than you, that's a deal breaker ladies.
If your man has more girlfriends than you do, that's a deal breaker ladies.
If your man's favourite drink is a cosmo, that's a deal breaker ladies.
If your man goes to work in his bathrobe, that's a deal breaker ladies.
If your man brushes his teeth with his finger, that's a deal breaker ladies.
If your man wears more jewelry than you, that's a deal breaker ladies.
If your man has styled facial hair, that's a deal breaker ladies.
If your man's favourite singer is Celine Dion, that's a deal breaker ladies.
This was not that successful. Shut it down!
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